Gladys is a Mirror cleaner.

She does such a good job, you can see your face in them afterwards.

Doris is the Critter killer.

A good lady to have around when the bugs come out of the woodwork.

How to open a can without damaging your nails.

This is the only way to open a Ring pull can.

A new Home for the little people

I found a new A4 box to keep them in and its a much better home for them. I think they like it..

 

 

 

 

 

Music makes the world go round

Music makes the world go round, a photo by DianneB1960, Way behind, but catching up. on Flickr.

Love is in the Air. !!

Love is in the Air. !!, a photo by DianneB1960, Way behind, but catching up. on Flickr.

Eric and Sonya visit Chester canal.

The happy couple had a great day out in Chester walking the city walls, They stopped off to have a look at the canal.

Eric and Sonya visit the Art Gallery

Eric and Sonya visit the Art Gallery, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Artist in residence

a whisper was heard down in the valley............

They don't call me Van Diddy GoGoGoch for nothing you know boyyo..

Off on our Holidays.

Thomas and his 2 sons. Ryan and Jimmy were going away for a few days with their dad for a boys weekend,. A caravan was ideal for the 3 of them.

I.D Parade.

"Take your time Miss Wilson. Tell me, do you see the man who accosted you in the supermarket....?"

Plas Newydd visit.

A family day out with Harold and Edna with their daughter Sonia and her boyfriend Eric.

They all went to visit Plas Newydd which is a stately home in Llangollen.

Carnforth station

A young couple went to visit Carnforth station to see the site of the 1946 film "Brief Encounter", it has been voted the most romantic film ever.

Restaurant cleaners.

We ate in an amazing restaurant at the weekend. As soon as you finish your meal, these little cleaning ladies appear to brush up your plate and clean all the bits away, before it goes back into the kitchen for washing. JOBS FOR ALL.......

Chocolate pennies

I always knew it was true. Chocolate pennies were BIGGER when your a child..

Thankfully. My oven is a bit bigger.

Some time ago...................

Mary Berry was overheard in a kitchen near you……………..

“Now if I can just get this gravy right then my Celebrity Chef 
Whole Mammoth Pie will make me the winner ! "

 

Boys will be Boys..

This cheeky little boy was in my garden and relieved himself against a concrete pillar.

Sax player..

 

 

This little sax player was playing along to his favourite artist. Kenny G and Sammy Sax, what a team.

 



 

 

 

Handy way to get into a Walnut whip

I found this to be the best way to get into a Walnut Whip. These little fellas are a massive help.

It was bought for the photo, but to save waste, I had to eat it later......Mmmm

 

 

 

 

Fred getting measured.

I am certain that Fred hasn't got the hang of how to use a Tape measure properly. Silly man....

Champagne is revealed to contain other substances........

It has now come to light what actually goes into Champagne.... You really wont believe your eyes. This image was captured by an undercover reported working at the Mumm factory in Rheims France.

PC Little and the thief.

overheard at the Livepool Pier Head today.....

"Ace Echo TV Reporter Felicity Lentil here, right down at the scene for the lowdown. "Tell me Office Little. 'ow did you know this was the infamous minimiss portable phone thief and how did you arrest 'er.?

"Well..err..   I knew straightaway it was 'er coz she was always lookin' down at her portable phone and would've gone under a bus if I 'adnt saved 'er. 
Course she came clean straight away as all 'er ill gotten gains spilled out of 'er bag...all over road.
'Cept the bus ran over 'em all, She is still lookin' down at her blasted phone now.......obsessesed she is."...

Echo Arena Wheel

Two Albert Dockites were overheard talking together.
"Gerry!..Wotzup wiv yer?... Snap out of i' will yer!"

"Sorry Gert luv, me eds all of a werl after being on the ferris wheel thing, 'specially after doin' all that shoppin'!"
"Ah juss feel like I'm fallin' over!

'ey an izz'nt that sun bright,...a think a need a pint!..."

Film Crew with PC Little.

Film Crew with PC Little., a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Oh No ! …. overheard at the Liverpool Pier Head today..........
"Ace Echo Telly retorter Felicity Lentil here right down
beside the seaside scene for the real low down,
tell me Officer Little,
how did you stop the Mersey Ferry from coming aground on this sudden sandbank and how did you then cause it to collide with the Landing Stage?"
"Well. er.....
I juss waved me arms about an' the fellah saw me, swerved to miss,
lost iz 'ead and crashed the car - a mean....err....ferry !"
"Constable Little, does that mean you will now wave your arms around less?"
"Well what do you think, that’s why me arms are where they are now!"

Thanks to Rob Rothwell for the commentary.

PC Little outside Museum

I saw this van and it looks like a Police style van.  Couldn't resist taking a picture of PC Little infront of it.

The long shadow of the Law.

PC little was on duty outside the Museum of Liverpool.
He was not going to take any messing on his shift.   "If anyone starts it today, they will feel the long arm of the law on them", he was heard to say to a security member of staff.. No-one could even get close to the building.

Business man just off the Ferry.

Business man just off the Ferry., a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Gerald Little comes across from New Brighton on the Mersey Ferry every morning to work in his office in the Port Of Liverpool offices. Its a wonderful commute across the river every day.

Always ask a Policeman....

The Police are always willing to help out Visitors to their city. This lady was lost near the Pier Head and the 3 Graces. This is Gertie Small and PC Little.

Birdwatcher at Martin Mere

Birdwatcher at Martin Mere, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

I shared the hide at Martin Mere WWT with this little guy. He was fascinated with the ducks and geese.

My emergency kit...

I always carry a few little people around with me in my camera bag. They are in a film canister and are protected by cotton wool. I find them invaluable sometimes. The selection changes usually depending on where I am going.