Chocolate pennies

I always knew it was true. Chocolate pennies were BIGGER when your a child..

Thankfully. My oven is a bit bigger.

Some time ago...................

Mary Berry was overheard in a kitchen near you……………..

“Now if I can just get this gravy right then my Celebrity Chef 
Whole Mammoth Pie will make me the winner ! "

 

Boys will be Boys..

This cheeky little boy was in my garden and relieved himself against a concrete pillar.

Sax player..

 

 

This little sax player was playing along to his favourite artist. Kenny G and Sammy Sax, what a team.

 



 

 

 

Handy way to get into a Walnut whip

I found this to be the best way to get into a Walnut Whip. These little fellas are a massive help.

It was bought for the photo, but to save waste, I had to eat it later......Mmmm

 

 

 

 

Fred getting measured.

I am certain that Fred hasn't got the hang of how to use a Tape measure properly. Silly man....

Champagne is revealed to contain other substances........

It has now come to light what actually goes into Champagne.... You really wont believe your eyes. This image was captured by an undercover reported working at the Mumm factory in Rheims France.

PC Little and the thief.

overheard at the Livepool Pier Head today.....

"Ace Echo TV Reporter Felicity Lentil here, right down at the scene for the lowdown. "Tell me Office Little. 'ow did you know this was the infamous minimiss portable phone thief and how did you arrest 'er.?

"Well..err..   I knew straightaway it was 'er coz she was always lookin' down at her portable phone and would've gone under a bus if I 'adnt saved 'er. 
Course she came clean straight away as all 'er ill gotten gains spilled out of 'er bag...all over road.
'Cept the bus ran over 'em all, She is still lookin' down at her blasted phone now.......obsessesed she is."...

Echo Arena Wheel

Two Albert Dockites were overheard talking together.
"Gerry!..Wotzup wiv yer?... Snap out of i' will yer!"

"Sorry Gert luv, me eds all of a werl after being on the ferris wheel thing, 'specially after doin' all that shoppin'!"
"Ah juss feel like I'm fallin' over!

'ey an izz'nt that sun bright,...a think a need a pint!..."