Chocolate pennies

I always knew it was true. Chocolate pennies were BIGGER when your a child..

Thankfully. My oven is a bit bigger.

Some time ago...................

Mary Berry was overheard in a kitchen near you……………..

“Now if I can just get this gravy right then my Celebrity Chef 
Whole Mammoth Pie will make me the winner ! "

 

Boys will be Boys..

This cheeky little boy was in my garden and relieved himself against a concrete pillar.

Sax player..

 

 

This little sax player was playing along to his favourite artist. Kenny G and Sammy Sax, what a team.

 



 

 

 

Handy way to get into a Walnut whip

I found this to be the best way to get into a Walnut Whip. These little fellas are a massive help.

It was bought for the photo, but to save waste, I had to eat it later......Mmmm

 

 

 

 

Fred getting measured.

I am certain that Fred hasn't got the hang of how to use a Tape measure properly. Silly man....

Champagne is revealed to contain other substances........

It has now come to light what actually goes into Champagne.... You really wont believe your eyes. This image was captured by an undercover reported working at the Mumm factory in Rheims France.

PC Little and the thief.

overheard at the Livepool Pier Head today.....

"Ace Echo TV Reporter Felicity Lentil here, right down at the scene for the lowdown. "Tell me Office Little. 'ow did you know this was the infamous minimiss portable phone thief and how did you arrest 'er.?

"Well..err..   I knew straightaway it was 'er coz she was always lookin' down at her portable phone and would've gone under a bus if I 'adnt saved 'er. 
Course she came clean straight away as all 'er ill gotten gains spilled out of 'er bag...all over road.
'Cept the bus ran over 'em all, She is still lookin' down at her blasted phone now.......obsessesed she is."...

Echo Arena Wheel

Two Albert Dockites were overheard talking together.
"Gerry!..Wotzup wiv yer?... Snap out of i' will yer!"

"Sorry Gert luv, me eds all of a werl after being on the ferris wheel thing, 'specially after doin' all that shoppin'!"
"Ah juss feel like I'm fallin' over!

'ey an izz'nt that sun bright,...a think a need a pint!..."

Film Crew with PC Little.

Film Crew with PC Little., a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Oh No ! …. overheard at the Liverpool Pier Head today..........
"Ace Echo Telly retorter Felicity Lentil here right down
beside the seaside scene for the real low down,
tell me Officer Little,
how did you stop the Mersey Ferry from coming aground on this sudden sandbank and how did you then cause it to collide with the Landing Stage?"
"Well. er.....
I juss waved me arms about an' the fellah saw me, swerved to miss,
lost iz 'ead and crashed the car - a mean....err....ferry !"
"Constable Little, does that mean you will now wave your arms around less?"
"Well what do you think, that’s why me arms are where they are now!"

Thanks to Rob Rothwell for the commentary.

PC Little outside Museum

I saw this van and it looks like a Police style van.  Couldn't resist taking a picture of PC Little infront of it.

The long shadow of the Law.

PC little was on duty outside the Museum of Liverpool.
He was not going to take any messing on his shift.   "If anyone starts it today, they will feel the long arm of the law on them", he was heard to say to a security member of staff.. No-one could even get close to the building.

Business man just off the Ferry.

Business man just off the Ferry., a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Gerald Little comes across from New Brighton on the Mersey Ferry every morning to work in his office in the Port Of Liverpool offices. Its a wonderful commute across the river every day.

Always ask a Policeman....

The Police are always willing to help out Visitors to their city. This lady was lost near the Pier Head and the 3 Graces. This is Gertie Small and PC Little.

Birdwatcher at Martin Mere

Birdwatcher at Martin Mere, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

I shared the hide at Martin Mere WWT with this little guy. He was fascinated with the ducks and geese.

My emergency kit...

I always carry a few little people around with me in my camera bag. They are in a film canister and are protected by cotton wool. I find them invaluable sometimes. The selection changes usually depending on where I am going.

Westport House. Co Mayo.

A couple taking photos in the grounds of Westport House Co Mayo.

Croagh Patrick photoshoot

Croagh Patrick photoshoot, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

A photographer and his model posing in front of a sacred mountain, St Patrick spent 40 days and nights up the mountain and now pilgrims from all over the world walk up barefoot every year.

More ramblers on a rocky outcrop

More ramblers on a rocky outcrop, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Ok it was a plant pot. But you have to take these walks where you can..

Dream Artist

Pablo wanted to paint the Jaume Plensa sculpture "The Dream" in St Helens. He went with all his paints and sat on a picnic table to make a piece of art.

This artwork is on the site of the old redundant Sutton Manor Colliery. It is modelled on a 9 year old girl with her eyes closed and is supposed to represent regeneration and beauty.

Dream Artist, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

Careless Drivers beware.

The boys in blue and the Traffic police always work so well in a crisis. Thankfully no-one was hurt in the accident. Well done boys..

 

Careless Drivers beware.DianneB1960

Ramblers on the edge

Ramblers on the edge, a photo by DianneB1960, on Flickr.

They were determined to walk along the precipice. It was quite hairy but they all held their nerves and managed to do the whole walk safely.

 

Freds diet meltdown!!

Poor Fred couldn't resist the crumbly biscuits and had to have some. Despite losing weight.

STEP AWAY FROM THE BISCUIT FRED..!!!!

DON'T JUMP!!!!!!!!

You should always look at the bottom of your cup. You never know what you will find.......
I found this Diver trying to dive into my cuppa.... Cheek of the man.

Betty did a bit of cleaning up..

I asked Betty to help me tidy up after spilling some crumbs. She is a great little worker..

Yeah..I'm losing weight.....

Fred is chuffed after trying to lose weight. He is on a downward slope now.....

Window cleaners wanted

Window cleaners wanted, a photo by DianneB1960 on Flickr.

I asked for help cleaning my windows. They didn't quite understand.

The cleanest glasses in the world.

Mary was such a thorough cleaner. Every home should have a Mary coming in to do all the little jobs we hate.

217/365 Theme "Random", a photo by DianneB1960 on Flickr.

Best way to clean specs

This little fella was stood on a bridge taking a photograph of the gardens in Audley End house near to Saffron Walden in Essex.

Mini cleaners removing graffiti.

Sylvia and Mavis were a great team and the graffiti was soon removed. Its amazing what can be achieved.


Mini cleaners removing graffiti., a photo by DianneB1960 off for a few days on Flickr.

Firemen with a incense stick

Firemen with a incense stick, a photo by DianneB1960 off for a few days on Flickr.

Maths is fun

Maths is fun, a photo by DianneB1960 off for a few days on Flickr.

These guys are better than me at sums

John shouldn't have asked me for a haircut......

John shouldn't have asked me for a haircut......, a photo by DianneB1960..behind at the mo. catch up soon. on Flickr.

How to clean up graffiti. You just need 2 strong women....

These 2 ladies did a cracking job of cleaning the graffiti that was on the path...

 

 

Climbers close up

Climbers close up, a photo by DianneB1960.. on Flickr.

Practicing on a tree in my garden.

Free climbers

Free climbers, a photo by DianneB1960.. on Flickr.

Using my plant pots for practice.... Cheeky little things..

The boss said make the end pointed..

The boss said make the end pointed.., a photo by DianneB1960.. on Flickr.

Helpful little housewives.

These ladies from the local area all agreed to help me clean up after I spilled a medical capsule of my husbands..

A little bit of decorating

I got a few men in to do the painting in the lounge. They were very good and tidied up after themselves.

Speke Hall photo shoot.

Val and her husband decided to go to Speke Hall in Liverpool and take some fancy photos.
They had a wonderful day out.

Cycle holiday across Ireland.

A few of the lads decided to have a holiday cycling across Ireland. They all had a great time and thoroughly enjoyed the trip.