overheard at the Livepool Pier Head today.....
"Ace Echo TV Reporter Felicity Lentil here, right down at the scene for the lowdown. "Tell me Office Little. 'ow did you know this was the infamous minimiss portable phone thief and how did you arrest 'er.?
"Well..err.. I knew straightaway it was 'er coz she was always lookin' down at her portable phone and would've gone under a bus if I 'adnt saved 'er.
Course she came clean straight away as all 'er ill gotten gains spilled out of 'er bag...all over road.
'Cept the bus ran over 'em all, She is still lookin' down at her blasted phone now.......obsessesed she is."...
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