Oh No ! …. overheard at the Liverpool Pier Head today..........
"Ace Echo Telly retorter Felicity Lentil here right down
beside the seaside scene for the real low down,
tell me Officer Little,
how did you stop the Mersey Ferry from coming aground on this sudden sandbank and how did you then cause it to collide with the Landing Stage?"
"Well. er.....
I juss waved me arms about an' the fellah saw me, swerved to miss,
lost iz 'ead and crashed the car - a mean....err....ferry !"
"Constable Little, does that mean you will now wave your arms around less?"
"Well what do you think, that’s why me arms are where they are now!"
Thanks to Rob Rothwell for the commentary.
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